Because I Require Stimulation

Especially the parts about “71 million astro-miles” and “the scorching surface of the fires swamp that is Mars.”

And this is what happens.

My god, the blood. You should have seen the blood.

Hi.

One of the directories I’ve been sitting on for a while contained various funny and WTF pictures. I’ve been meaning to put these on the blog, but dammit, there are just too many of them. I’d have to split the posts or post a few and a time, and frankly, I just don’t want to do that.

Instead, I’ve set them up in my online gallery here on the site. I’ve been meaning to use this gallery to greater and better effect in conjunction with my blog, so here’s the start of that. If you’ve never seen the gallery before, you should check it out. It’s got a lot of the same stuff you’d see here in the blog, but there’s a little less organization there. Mostly it’s a free form place for image delivery where I can share all the weirdness I’ve found without needing to write up a blog post every time I find a cool image.

If you’re into the RSS deal, it just so happens that the gallery has such a thing.

Anyway, below you’ll find a smattering of pics from that new LOL gallery. If you’ve got the interest, go check out the rest.

More images will be appearing soon in the gallery as I get things ready for upload. So snag that feed or check back in the next couple days or so.

Also, shouldn’t it be incredibly easy for her to do a handstand? So why is she grunting with the effort?

These are the thoughts I’m thinking when I’m sitting at home alone and the power goes off.

People used to be against Jews marrying gentiles. Then there was the issue of Protestants marrying Catholics. It wasn’t that long ago that a white woman was forbidden to marry a black man. Now lots of people are up in arms about gay marriage.

Folks, open your eyes. If gay marriage freaks you out, then just think of what the future holds:

Every so often I post something around here about the weird things the Japanese folks do.

I offer this as a counterexample to show you that the Japanese do not have a monopoly on “odd.” This is a little ditty (sing along if you know the words) from an Icelandic sketch comedy show called Steindinn Okkar. To this day, I think the sketch comedy show which set the standard for everything else to come was Monty Python’s Flying Circus. Among other things, Monty Python’s cast made fun of religion and wrote funny songs.

It’s nice to see that these practices continue.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Father Thug by Steindinn Okkar.

This woman needs a stage because she is pretty damn funny and totally awesome.

What? It’s just a little ditty. A small tune from 1931 about a guy who thinks his girlfriend’s pet cat is pretty cool.

That’s all.

Right?

Ladies and gentlemen, Harry Roy and His Orchestra performing My Girl’s Pussy.

Zooey Deschanel.

Dressed up as Chell from Portal.

With the Portal gun.

If you don’t understand the title of the post, you really need to see this.

Normally, I hate advertisement. It’s usually non-creative bullshit shat out by corporate executives with no ability to come up with anything original

I said “usually.” Then a commercial like this comes a long. All I can say is, I think I need to buy some shoes.

Hi all. Duke here. Buy this beer, pilgrim. Or I’ll kick your ass.